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medical-gal:

meatball-surgeon:

meatball-surgeon:

you never realise how wiggly hospital corridors are until you find yourself doing CPR while knelt on the side of a moving trolley

my apologies to

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he survived. and he’s neurologically intact.

three arrests, sats in the 7s for over half an hour, a pH of 6.7 and he’s neurologically intact. #miracle

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sappharah:

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

muchneededmerch:

typette:

stunningpicture:

So my dad got his hip replaced and had the doctor save it so he could turn it into a cane

you cannot possibly become more boss than turning your own bone into a cane

I’d say he’s pretty hip

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back-that-sass-up:

raepritewrites:

back-that-sass-up:

not to be racist but i can’t tell customers apart

The truth hurts so much, but it cannot be denied – 2 minutes after you leave my line of sight, I have no idea who you are, you’re just another arm I’ve stabbed with a needle

god I hope you work in the medical field

doctorkintsugi:

captainmdphd:

I sent two patients home with hospice today. A third patient died on the floor while waiting for family to arrive to say goodbye. 

It’s a leukemia service. I get it. This is what happens when leukemia does what it does best, but I’m pretty sure this service is crushing the souls of my interns despite my best attempts to prevent that from happening. Sorry, guys. I’m a magnet for dumpster fires and hopeless cases. 

You sent two patients home with hospice instead of torturing them to death in the hospital! That’s a huge win in my book.

cranquis:

modernathenamd:

Me: *explains that, due to the holidays, the office will only be open til 5pm on Wednesday this week and next week, instead of til 7, for patient to lick up her narc * (keep in mind that we are only open past five once a week, and it’s resident clinic only)

Patient: *goes on rant about how doctor’s offices should be open 24 hours and patients should be able to directly call their personal doctor’s cell phone whenever they want*

Me: *gently attempts to explain that their is a primary care physician shortage and it just isn’t possible staffing-wise. Doesn’t even bother with the entitled bit about the personal cell phone access*

Patient: “You guys make enough money, you should have to work more. Besides there are plenty of med students.

Me: “Ma’am, med students can’t work without supervision. Neither can residents. And I’m sorry, but I already work 8 hours per week regularly, and I don’t even get paid enough to do THAT.

Patient: *stubbornly repeats that physicians should have to work more* “Gas stations and grocery stores are open 24/7, and isn’t my health more important than that?

Me: “Ma’am, I paid more money than I’ll be able to make back in my first ten years practicing in order to do this job. You don’t need to pay for a college degree to work in a gas station or a supermarket. If you’re willing to accept that level of expertise for your healthcare, that’s a problem. And if you really need a physician 24/7, there are emergency rooms and urgent cares.

Patient: *repeats bit about needing access to her personal physician’s direct line because an urgent care “doesn’t know her.*

Me: “Ma’am, you’re talking about a narcotic . The pharmacy won’t fill that at 2 in the morning, so it won’t help you if you can get your doctor to write your preion then. Your Rx will be waiting at the front desk once I get the results of *lab test with recent abnormalities that caused the PCP to hold the med*.

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Patient: “Oh, since I’m here, I need Xanax so I can sleep at night. I’ve been using my daughter’s and it works.

Me,completely fed up: “Ma’am, I will not prescribe you an opiate and a benzo simultaneously. You will stop breathing and die overnight, I’ll lose my license, and there will be one less overworked physician to staff your 24/7 Family Medicine office.

Patients’ daughter: *starts cracking up*

Me:

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dang, my colleague, you deflected everything she threw at you like

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homotologist:

pharmdup:

Psychiatry:

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Infectious disease team:

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@md-admissions

homotologist:

kansasjustgotgayer:

I thought this was a movie theatre and I was like weird flex but okay

Honestly a lot of the major lecture halls at my university look almost exactly like that.

carpecervisiam:

The number one rule I wish they taught me in school was the reality of not becoming successful overnight. I think that’s what previous generations keep implying to totally fuck us over. “If you’re a hard worker, you’ll make it! The reality is sometimes life has other plans. I strongly believe that everyone has a purpose and everyone contributes to the world in their own beautiful way. But sometimes you want to be a rocket scientist and find out you totally suck at physics. Sometimes you’re planning on getting your PhD and end up postponing it for years because you started a family. The first time I applied to medical school two years ago I didn’t make it. I thought I was the biggest failure out there. That’s until I realized that out of 4, applicants I was in the top 2% of people who actually got an interview. And because only 1ish people make it in each class, there were about 3,9 other people who felt the same way I did. No one tells you this shit in undergrad. Instead, you wake up on a daily basis looking at facebook and judging yourself based off of everyone else’s success. No one puts their problems online. No one puts “today I went to a coffee shop and reevaluated my life before binging on cookies and Netflix while on the verge of tears. No. In the words of Dr. House: “everyone lies. People aren’t going to post their greatest insecurities or fights with their spouse online for the world to see. Chances are, the person you’re jealous of for making it to (whatever place in life) is behind the computer screen wishing they were you. Life is funny that way. I can’t remember one professor who told us most people have to retake the MCAT or most people don’t make it their first year. You don’t just come out of college and have the world handed to you. And I wish most 2-somethings would realize how many others are just like them. If you didn’t make it to your dream college or graduate school or job, you aren’t stupid, and nothing is wrong with you. You’ve been lied to. Please know that your 2s are transitional years just like your teenage years were. You aren’t supposed to have everything together yet. Stop comparing yourself to more “successful people your age. You’re going to do awesome things. Don’t doubt yourself.

lilyjamesbisexual:

me trying to do literally any work for uni

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